Monday, April 4, 2011

Huggers Who Hug Too Much & Wear Fragrance

It just doesn't seem right that some people insist on hugging you every single time they see you, especially when they wear volatile cologne that is permanently transferred to your body and clothing upon contact. I started my day freshly washed and now I have to spend the rest of the day stinking like someone else.
I think a limerick would help.

You hug me and you reek of cologne
I'd prefer you just leave me alone
Bodily engagement
Causes enragement
Now I smell like each fragrance you own

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